Half Hockey, Half Everything Else.

90% of my posts are reblogs. Pens fan. Crosby sucks.

(Source: gloomyteens, via allie874)


the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life


(via funny-text-posts)




I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

(Source: billhitchert, via funny-text-posts)


instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

(via funny-text-posts)

The good more is always watching your favourite players. The not-so good more would be them always watching you… [x]

(Source: tillymints)

Gabriel goofing around ft. a Segway [x]

(Source: pyatts)