Ari: Everybody, STOP. I didn’t go to the Lakers’ game because they were playing the fuckin’ Bobcats. And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question—basic Humanity 101. Which, I thought, given your wall of fuckin’ diplomas, you could easily fix. Or, if you couldn’t, you could give her a pill that could either fix it or make her a mute. But, now, to turn around and gang up on me…I have work to do! I have hundreds of clients to deal with and, just so we’re clear, I don’t care about any of ‘em! They’re allllll just a number. Like wife #1 and therapist #7. Good day!
Mrs. Ari: You’re really only our 5th.